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| 6th Jan 2008, 03:11 | 爛豚試譯

續集﹐從來都是爛片區多。以下這篇是 子貓物語 Chris兄大作婚姻物語的 Reloaded﹐難免也是純屬搞爛翻炒脂作。謹將這篇悄悄送給數位今年結婚的朋友 :P

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
婚姻比萬金 離婚百萬蚊
(又曰﹕結婚結得豪 離婚豪百倍 :P)

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
有男人為肯老婆開車門?可以肯定:不是新車﹐就是新婚

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
每個男人都想有入得廚房﹑出得廳堂﹑善解人意﹑持家有道的老婆。但法律只准要一個。

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
男女在婚姻中合二為一 ﹐問題是他合她還是她合他。

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
男人未婚﹐不算完全
男人已婚﹐一切全完


PS
都話呢個Blog係靜靜雞寫架啦﹐又或者咁講﹕係非靜靜雞寫不可 ~~~~﹗鬼祟D﹐改個日期﹐將呢篇塞落少少先 :P


| 4th Jan 2008, 03:10 | 網上記事

這個Lake Superior State University 的List of Banished Words﹐ 幾搞笑的。Healthy food 07年上榜之後﹐ 今年又到‘Organic’了。

這句抵死﹕
"The possibility of a food item being inorganic, i.e., not being composed of carbon atoms, is nil." John Gomila, New Orleans, Louisiana.
http://www.lssu.edu/banished/current.php


話說回來﹐ 很多人也用 Healthy food 而不是 Healthful food的啦 (包括臭豬在內), 都習非成是了﹖

Someone told Joy Wiltzius of Fort Collins, Colorado, that the tuna steak she had for lunch "sounded healthy." Her reply: "If my lunch were healthy, it would still be swimming somewhere. Grilled and nestled in salad greens, it's 'healthful.'"
http://www.lssu.edu/banished/archive/2007.php


BTW﹐ 「BLOG」在05年已經上榜。